Sunday, April 09, 2006

english joys.
oh the joys of the english language. i slave long hours to teach this wretched language; which includes countless idioms, synonyms, and adjectives that have no logical meaning, but yet exist to be taught. apparently we have not done our job well enough; we run into bad printed english every day. example: the cake box from a recent birthday. and i quote..."the most gentel, fluid delicate of fabrice, lace enjoys a romantic repufation." (joe said he was a little turned on...) also including..."being fresh is everything to nice cake, however fresh taste and scent are easily affected." atleast they're trying right? atleast they HAVE something printed in english, right? i vote to pay me 5 bucks and get a little more respect from the western world. the best one i've heard? peanut butter involved with jelly. hey, its amusing to say the least.

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